These are all my calling cards from the very first, oh so many prescriptions ago. Page away and maybe even send me something nostalgic. If your life begins to whirl about you and everything seems to start closing in and babies begin to appear with pigs tails, perhaps you'd better get back to a safe place.

I just made this calling card thing. Use it in good health.

Say of me what you feel you must...

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If you need anything, I'm unlisted,
Trudy

Trudy drinks, she's late with my dinner, and now she wastes her time on this.

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Bite me,
Lancelot

We miss you here in the rotting apple!

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Love,
Carl

Barbara's is clearly in need of the feminine touch, though your diorama is super. Long Live the Data Lounge: all you need is a nice 3 piece suite.

[Ms. Brulee - For your information, Barbara is in touch, perhaps too much so, with her fem side - it is her tragedy. -T]

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Affectionately yours,
Lady Creme Brulée

Gads, my dearest, it's been impossibly hot in this shrivelled apple. Golly, though, the boys do look radiant all sweated up - I know you'd appreciate each every every sweated, muscular, tasty inch of them. Oh, one is knocking at my door now. Pedro, I rather suspect. Best friend a dried up old show queen ever had (And an eight inch tongue!)

[Mr. J, ever the size queen. -T]

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Affectionately yours,
Mr. Jewel, bien sûr!

Loved the site, hope to hear from many friends around the world. Here in Bay Area, we had a great Gay Pride Day Also.

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Love,
(anonymous)

What a great little Web Site you have here! I must say that I am missing the Big Apple, which unfortunately, I had to leave for greener pastures. A Big Apple a day keeps the doctor away, and there's always much fun when you get to the worm at the core! Your web site keeps these green pastures interesting. I can't just sit around here waiting to hatch a cancer of the prostate. Never let a good boy go to waste. Drink up!

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Bite me,
DrBenway

Great site, stumbled on it by accident. we need more positive gay sites such as this that arent just to peddle there wears. A just for fun site is something that is badly needed. I viewed the pics of your parade. It looks like a blast. Out here in the west in San Fran we have a nice gathering. I would like to venture to NY. There is a possibility I will be comming for thanksgiving, if your not busy, could you pick me up at the airport? Could you also put together an itinerary for the week ill be there (please only the hottest activities, day and night)

[Chad (is that really your name?) - we don't DRIVE in Gotham - we are DRIVEN. -T]

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Affectionately yours,
Chad

Hey girls! I am new to surfing and I forgot to shed my pumps! So what do I do now?

[Advice - always wear practical shoes while surfing, pumps are hellwhen they get wet. (they're so difficult to coordinate with my wet-suit) -T]

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My best wishes to Lance, and to you, nothing,
(anonymous)

Babe the trailer has gotten out of hand. It's so Priscilla. Put it on Park Avenue and come up and see us when you're back in NYC. Your web site is the best there is.

[Don't you dare mention that tramp's name... My domicile is genuine - not some trumped-up hollywood camp-T]

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Keep on truckin',
(anonymous)

[Hit Me!]