Ouch! It's all these damned mosquitoes. With all this buzzing about and blood-letting, you'd think I'd dropped into a circuit party. Pinch me, and tell me it's all a dream and that working out is the last refuge of the beautiful, but tragically needy. At least I have my dreams, although I am a bit shy on coherence. Luckily we two are so sympatico, you and I.

Bashful and content to merely sit in a corner? Maybe you just want to get to know me better. Well lamb's breath, cry over my childhood.

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Buy low, sell high,
margaret

Trutru, darling,

I see old Uncle Sam has been visiting here too. I am all in favor of keeping peaceful relationships even with the most remote part of one's family, but to allow him to set-up his little retail in your garden, really? And to add disgrace to insult, a discount one?!?!

But I was not coming over for shopping (even though the 50% off is tempting), I was coming to share some worries and beg for your wise advice: where would you stand in the display of religious emblems in an office space, and what should I do with that manager who seems to steadily get rid of all her subordinates if they do not enroll into her cult (I think it is called "Christianity" or something)? We are dealing with the 6th one being pushed out in 5 years...

The real pain is, apart from making her team live in hell-on-Earth, she delivers absolutely what the Company needs...

With Love,

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I'm off to vespers,
Connie L.

[God or profit? Such a decision. Well, perhpas you could outdo her and consequently make her ineffectual. But if you do, do catholic, the drag is so much more effective. Plus you could also go ecumenical and bring in a few Buddhas, some Saints, A Mary - get creative, arrange them in a lovely setting and dress them up. At least you'd have fun with it. Personally, I've been know to sack the righteous. They so appreciate the persecution. -T]

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S.W.A.K.,
Uncle Sam

[You must be the funny uncle my mother warned me about. -T]

this post is fantastic

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Bless me daddy, for I will sin,
Bueeethq

[ You could just as easily have written "test post" -T]

"One's destination is never a place, but rather a new way of looking at things." - Henry Miller

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Lift me up sweet Jesus, I'm getting all wet,
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[Don't be dragging that tired old fake girlfriend story around here missy mister. I have too much to do to put up with those shenanigans. -T]

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Love your hat, call you Thursday,
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[Well, it's not all that, really. -T]

Rococo Chanel, darling, Mae West would tell you "when in doubt, overdress!"

And a tiara is never too much...

Tata!

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Lip liner dear, it's worth the extra effort,
Connie L.

[Well I hate to disagree, but it is the suburbs and so many people will be there judgin. I think it's nice to strike a harmonious balance between dare and don't. And I do worry that a tiara might be construed as pretending to royal lineage which could make things uncomfortable over the barbecue. -T]

I have been invited to a party in the suburbs. Exactly what does one wear in the suburbs?

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Love and Kisses,
Rococo Chanel

[Depends on what type of day really. Afternoon or evening. I'm hoping you sent your regrets if it was a morning party. They are, unfortunately, tedious and have a shocking tendency to drag on and destroy a perfectly wonderful day. So, afternoon I think you might go with a button front frock, petticoat if you dare but certainly no one will look askance. As it's April, I suggest closed toes. If it's evening, and mind you I'm thinking if it were me, I would try to liven life up a bit, leopard skin. Daring, overdone - yes - but you can pull it off if you commit! -T]

perfect design thanks

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Just wait til I catch my breath!,
Msfujmut

I am Trudy. I don't know why, Trudys seem so misunderstood.

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Love and Kisses,
Trudy

[Oh my yes. Even if they are also called Renata. Soooo misunderstood. But that is why there's gin! A secret mixture of juniper berries and a whole mess of other things that just about mixes with everything worth mixing and is just the thing to take the ache off your metatarsal arch while concentrating on not spilling that silly glass shaped like a funnel. -T]

[But wait, there's more!]